let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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