hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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