Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
one might say we're banned from that church
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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