Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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