On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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he was CRYING into my vagina
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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