My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
only you would photoshop your dick
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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