I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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