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idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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