none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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