A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
All the doctor said was why
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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