Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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