dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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