So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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