I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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