I hate your face
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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