dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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