I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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