you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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