Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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