Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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