ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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