I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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