We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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