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Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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