I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's shark week go big or go home
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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