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maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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