That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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