Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Pants are for mortals
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