any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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