In the future we'll all be gay
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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