It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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