Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We were destined to go to rehab together
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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