It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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