Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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