That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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