I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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