just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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