True but thats because hes a fetus.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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