can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Someone signed my nipple.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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