"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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