Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
ttyl tear gas
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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