Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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