ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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