9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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