She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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