We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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