Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
40s are totally the cure
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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