the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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