Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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