Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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