Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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