apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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