PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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