How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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