Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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