Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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