____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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