She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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