are you so shy because you have an std?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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