shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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