He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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