So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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