dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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