We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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